Sinvanhak is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, emotional grasshopper.

Sinvanhak created the planet Venus nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sinvanhak, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Sinvanhak, she will destroy your favourite star.

Sinvanhak's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Sinvanhak's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Always help ducks in need.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Do not take Sinvanhak's name in vain.