Pomgepsaslid is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, sapient toad.

Pomgepsaslid created the universe seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Pomgepsaslid, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Pomgepsaslid, she will turn you into a rock.

Pomgepsaslid's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Pomgepsaslid's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Pomgepsaslid.

2. Pomgepsaslid loves birds, so they must be honoured.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Pomgepsaslid.

5. Do not dye your hair cyan.