Bendondog is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, self-confident whale.

Bendondog created oxygen five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bendondog, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Bendondog, it will send you a sign.

Bendondog's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Bendondog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Always look after injured gulls.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Never hurt badgers.

5. Never eat green fruit.