Arncidbum is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, temperamental elephant.

Arncidbum created dark matter three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Arncidbum, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Arncidbum, it will refuse to believe in you.

Arncidbum's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Arncidbum's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate foxes.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. You must love Arncidbum.

5. Do not run in public.