Tipdav is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, all-knowing beaver.

Tipdav created snails three billion years ago.

If you believe in Tipdav, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Tipdav, she will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Tipdav's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Tipdav's Holy Commandments

1. Seals are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Do not take Tipdav's name in vain.

3. Run away from fawn doves, for they are unholy.

4. Never think ill of sick badgers.

5. Never talk about cell theory.