Zedrutnull is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, unthoughtful octopus.

Zedrutnull created the Milkyway six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zedrutnull, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Zedrutnull, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Zedrutnull's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Zedrutnull's Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh in holy places.

2. Do not dye your hair purple.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Always treat cats with great respect.

5. Do not covet oxen.