Gebkabbeg is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, emotional zebra.

Gebkabbeg created oxygen four billion years ago.

If you believe in Gebkabbeg, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Gebkabbeg, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Gebkabbeg's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Gebkabbeg's Holy Commandments

1. Gebkabbeg loves birds, so they must be respected.

2. Never talk about gravity.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Always take life seriously.