Tapjopmin is a god.
He takes the form of a corpulent, unselfish
parrot.
Tapjopmin created an up quark four billion years ago.
If you believe in
Tapjopmin, he will grant you three wishes.
If you do not believe in
Tapjopmin, he will turn you into a small brown duck.
Tapjopmin's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.
Tapjopmin's Holy Commandments1. Never hurt aardvarks.
2. Do not laugh in public.
3. Always treat squirrels with great respect.
4. Always make sure there are no ducks in a room before entering it.
5. Always wear indigo.