Geppittom is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, able horse.

Geppittom created light four million years ago.

If you believe in Geppittom, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Geppittom, he will destroy your home planet.

Geppittom's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Geppittom's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if eight horses approach from the east.

2. Hide if four voles approach from the north.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.