Cabyarlaf is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, fast swan.

Cabyarlaf created Mount Everest five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cabyarlaf, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Cabyarlaf, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Cabyarlaf's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Cabyarlaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Always help sick ducks.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.