Yimjip is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, temperamental bird.

Yimjip created life five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yimjip, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Yimjip, she will manifest in front of you.

Yimjip's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Yimjip's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large lead sculpture of Yimjip on top of all buildings.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate monkeys.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Never wear pink rings.