Hanmadten is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, prudent alligator.

Hanmadten created an up quark two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hanmadten, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Hanmadten, she will be very sad.

Hanmadten's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Hanmadten's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate cats.

2. Always make sure there are no sharks in a room before entering it.

3. Never mention seals.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. You must love Hanmadten.