Hivhud is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, unfair gorilla.

Hivhud created the Andromeda Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Hivhud, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Hivhud, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Hivhud's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Hivhud's Holy Commandments

1. Erect nine nickel sculptures of Hivhud on top of important buildings.

2. Never think about comets.

3. Hide if four porpoises approach from the east.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Never sing in the presence of great tits.