Batveddun is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, amazing dragonfly.

Batveddun created water eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Batveddun, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Batveddun, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Batveddun's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Batveddun's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about comets.

2. Do not hurt swans.

3. Never eat tomatoes.

4. Never go into magenta rooms.

5. Do not stand on grass.