Gebdogton is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, overgenerous alligator.

Gebdogton created a bottom quark seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Gebdogton, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Gebdogton, he will not care at all.

Gebdogton's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Gebdogton's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.