Vidbestsaf is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, effective goblin.

Vidbestsaf created the universe nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vidbestsaf, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Vidbestsaf, she will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Vidbestsaf's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Vidbestsaf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Do not sit in public.

3. Worship no other gods but Vidbestsaf.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.