Gudjengebsitcetsasbeglak is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, unjust dingo.

Gudjengebsitcetsasbeglak created the Sombrero Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gudjengebsitcetsasbeglak, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Gudjengebsitcetsasbeglak, it will not invite you to parties.

Gudjengebsitcetsasbeglak's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Gudjengebsitcetsasbeglak's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Gudjengebsitcetsasbeglak.

2. Gudjengebsitcetsasbeglak must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Always help mice in need.

4. Do not wear copper on your body.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.