Laggadhintimyakveg is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, caring duck.

Laggadhintimyakveg created the planet Jupiter three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Laggadhintimyakveg, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Laggadhintimyakveg, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Laggadhintimyakveg's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Laggadhintimyakveg's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Always help mites.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Never go into white rooms.