Rendotfag is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, benevolent centipede.

Rendotfag created a charm quark three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rendotfag, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Rendotfag, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Rendotfag's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Rendotfag's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed melons to geese while wearing mauve scarves.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.