Cinrillmilcub is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, fast toad.

Cinrillmilcub created a quark eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cinrillmilcub, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Cinrillmilcub, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Cinrillmilcub's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Cinrillmilcub's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear yellow corsets.

2. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Do not wear copper on your body.

5. Run away from blue foxes, for they are unholy.