Somratsawkopbimduthogbit is a god.

She takes the form of a small, unfair zebra.

Somratsawkopbimduthogbit created an electron two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Somratsawkopbimduthogbit, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Somratsawkopbimduthogbit, she will think nothing of it.

Somratsawkopbimduthogbit's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Somratsawkopbimduthogbit's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.