Figcadbarn is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, cheerful dragon.

Figcadbarn created a bottom quark six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Figcadbarn, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Figcadbarn, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Figcadbarn's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Figcadbarn's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Figcadbarn.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

4. Figcadbarn loves hamsters, so they must be respected.

5. Never eat bark.