Gilflowtif is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, able bat.

Gilflowtif created the Small Magellanic Cloud two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gilflowtif, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Gilflowtif, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Gilflowtif's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Gilflowtif's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Gilflowtif.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate mice.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Never wear hats.

5. Always wear fawn.