Bonmobnut is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, dishonest raccoon.

Bonmobnut created the cosmos three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bonmobnut, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Bonmobnut, it will manifest in front of you.

Bonmobnut's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Bonmobnut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Bonmobnut.

4. Never think ill of sick grasshopers.

5. Never think about the weak nuclear force.