Yakhenmot is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, unjust jackal.

Yakhenmot created Africa five million years ago.

If you believe in Yakhenmot, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Yakhenmot, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Yakhenmot's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Yakhenmot's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Never paint your hands cyan.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Never laugh near manatees.

5. Put Yakhenmot first in all things.