Mifarthot is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, resourceful warg.

Mifarthot created the planet Earth four years ago.

If you believe in Mifarthot, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Mifarthot, he will come to you in dreams.

Mifarthot's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Mifarthot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Hide from pink frogs for they are unholy.

3. Never talk about planets.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Always make sure there are no goats in a building before entering it.