Yamortcit Cindinved is a god.
It takes the form of a minute, flying
hyena.
Yamortcit Cindinved created the Sol system eighteen thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Yamortcit Cindinved, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.
If you do not believe in
Yamortcit Cindinved, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.
Yamortcit Cindinved's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.
Yamortcit Cindinved's Holy Commandments1. Do not wear magenta clothing.
2. Erect a large silver sculpture of Yamortcit Cindinved on top of all buildings.
3. Do not covet oxen.
4. Never write about amino acids.
5. Always take life seriously.