Botcim is a god.
He takes the form of a corpulent, compassionate
centipede.
Botcim created viruses three trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Botcim, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.
If you do not believe in
Botcim, he will torture you forever.
Botcim's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.
Botcim's Holy Commandments1. Never look in ponds.
2. Do not listen to music.
3. Do not stand on grass.
4. Goats are unholy and should not be approached.
5. Never talk about gravity.