Bonkmitmil is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, dishonest gnu.

Bonkmitmil created water two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bonkmitmil, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Bonkmitmil, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Bonkmitmil's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Bonkmitmil's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no capybaras in a building before entering it.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Always treat sheep with great respect.

4. Never paint your back magenta.

5. Never talk about mice.