Funbagdod is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, merciless wyrm.

Funbagdod created Asia five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Funbagdod, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Funbagdod, she will curse you with boils.

Funbagdod's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Funbagdod's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Funbagdod five times a day.

2. You must never eat strawberries.

3. Retreat if eight snakes approach from the north.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Never pour water over plants.