Garsognell is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, weak mole.

Garsognell created the planet Mars four billion years ago.

If you believe in Garsognell, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Garsognell, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Garsognell's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Garsognell's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Run away if seven dogs approach from the east.

5. Do not shave your face.