Garsognell is a god.
It takes the form of a very heavy, weak
mole.
Garsognell created the planet Mars four billion years ago.
If you believe in
Garsognell, it will be very happy.
If you do not believe in
Garsognell, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.
Garsognell's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.
Garsognell's Holy Commandments1. Do not chop down trees.
2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.
3. Do not cook food in pots.
4. Run away if seven dogs approach from the east.
5. Do not shave your face.