Bungigmab Gadsugfot is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, annoying snake.

Bungigmab Gadsugfot created Africa two billion years ago.

If you believe in Bungigmab Gadsugfot, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Bungigmab Gadsugfot, she will be very sad.

Bungigmab Gadsugfot's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Bungigmab Gadsugfot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat cucumbers.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. You must love Bungigmab Gadsugfot.