Poncub is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, flying goose.

Poncub created a bottom quark six million years ago.

If you believe in Poncub, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Poncub, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Poncub's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Poncub's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if seven foxes approach from the south.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.