Rowbimjan is a god.

He takes the form of a small, unthinking bird.

Rowbimjan created vertebrates three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rowbimjan, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Rowbimjan, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Rowbimjan's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Rowbimjan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Do not wear nickel on your body.

5. Always wear black.