Rowbimjan is a god.
He takes the form of a small, unthinking
bird.
Rowbimjan created vertebrates three trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Rowbimjan, he will give you lots of grapes.
If you do not believe in
Rowbimjan, he will attempt to scare you with hail.
Rowbimjan's most sacred site is Kerris in England.
Rowbimjan's Holy Commandments1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.
2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.
3. Never talk about fire.
4. Do not wear nickel on your body.
5. Always wear black.