Zodwipmut is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, duplicitous pigeon.

Zodwipmut created vertebrates two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zodwipmut, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Zodwipmut, she will refuse to believe in you.

Zodwipmut's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Zodwipmut's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Retreat if six sharks approach from the east.

3. Do not wear platinum on your body.

4. Always look after injured ducks.

5. Run away from white eagles, for they are unholy.