Kapdadbon is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, unselfish donkey.

Kapdadbon created the Sombrero Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kapdadbon, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Kapdadbon, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Kapdadbon's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Kapdadbon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Whales are not to be trusted.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate gulls.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Do not cook food in pots.
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