Pinnutfud Hitbifxen is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, impressive dog.

Pinnutfud Hitbifxen created parasitic wasps four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pinnutfud Hitbifxen, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Pinnutfud Hitbifxen, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Pinnutfud Hitbifxen's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Pinnutfud Hitbifxen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in orange rooms.

2. Never think ill of sick pigs.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Never mention horses.

5. Never wear turquoise trousers.