Withensid is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, self-assured sheep.

Withensid created oxygen three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Withensid, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Withensid, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Withensid's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Withensid's Holy Commandments

1. Ants are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Never talk about turtles.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Never write about gravity.

5. Do not chop down trees.