Veentalomin is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, passionate goat.

Veentalomin created a Higgs boson six million years ago.

If you believe in Veentalomin, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Veentalomin, he will have a low opinion of you.

Veentalomin's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Veentalomin's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Never talk about otters.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Never mention goats.