Veentalomin is a god.
He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, passionate
goat.
Veentalomin created a Higgs boson six million years ago.
If you believe in
Veentalomin, he will give you lots of grapes.
If you do not believe in
Veentalomin, he will have a low opinion of you.
Veentalomin's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.
Veentalomin's Holy Commandments1. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.
2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.
3. Never talk about otters.
4. Never eat bark.
5. Never mention goats.