Hithamfoss is a god.
He takes the form of a small, irritating
centipede.
Hithamfoss created snails six trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Hithamfoss, he will give you great power.
If you do not believe in
Hithamfoss, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.
Hithamfoss' most sacred site is Auvillar in France.
Hithamfoss' Holy Commandments1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.
2. Never think about comets.
3. Always pray in complete darkness.
4. Never think about gravity.
5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.