Bedhimnat is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, sapient monkey.

Bedhimnat created the Large Magellanic Cloud eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bedhimnat, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Bedhimnat, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Bedhimnat's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Bedhimnat's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about galaxies.

2. Erect three copper sculptures of Bedhimnat on top of important buildings.

3. Bedhimnat loves cats, so they must be honoured.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Erect a large gold sculpture of Bedhimnat on top of all buildings.