Ranyaklamnel is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, weak clam.

Ranyaklamnel created Mount Everest six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ranyaklamnel, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Ranyaklamnel, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Ranyaklamnel's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Ranyaklamnel's Holy Commandments

1. Ranyaklamnel loves eagles, so they must be honoured.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Never go into mauve rooms.

4. Do not take Ranyaklamnel's name in vain.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.