Tignurttarp is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, amazing donkey.

Tignurttarp created the Small Magellanic Cloud four million years ago.

If you believe in Tignurttarp, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Tignurttarp, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Tignurttarp's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Tignurttarp's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry foxes.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Run away from blue goats, for they are unholy.

4. Do not shave your legs.

5. Always help sick cats.