Didbadcuss is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, pitiless goose.

Didbadcuss created Africa three million years ago.

If you believe in Didbadcuss, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Didbadcuss, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Didbadcuss' most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Didbadcuss' Holy Commandments

1. Never look at black holes.

2. You must pray to Didbadcuss eight times a day.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. You must love Didbadcuss.

5. Do not make images of living things.