Budflisstip is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, happy bear.

Budflisstip created the planet Earth five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Budflisstip, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Budflisstip, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Budflisstip's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Budflisstip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear blue clothing.

2. Never skip in holy places.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Do not make images of living things.