Flapbabbid is a god.
He takes the form of an enormous, confident
hyena.
Flapbabbid created a quark three trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Flapbabbid, he will look on you favourably.
If you do not believe in
Flapbabbid, he will turn you into a rock.
Flapbabbid's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.
Flapbabbid's Holy Commandments1. Always make sure there are no great tits in a building before entering it.
2. Never look at stars.
3. You must love Flapbabbid.
4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.
5. Never look in ponds.