Dissgov is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, benevolent dragon.

Dissgov created everything that exists eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Dissgov, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Dissgov, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Dissgov's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Dissgov's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Dissgov.

2. Worship no other gods but Dissgov.

3. Never think about comets.

4. You must love Dissgov.

5. Run away if seven birds approach from the north.