Linfebhiv is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, unthinking cobra.

Linfebhiv created the cosmos eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Linfebhiv, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Linfebhiv, he will try to impress you with trees.

Linfebhiv's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Linfebhiv's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Put Linfebhiv first in all things.

3. Erect four silver sculptures of Linfebhiv on top of important buildings.

4. Never think about asteroids.

5. Always treat voles with great respect.