Renortrat is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, uncaring shrew.

Renortrat created everything that exists five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Renortrat, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Renortrat, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Renortrat's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Renortrat's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if eight bats approach from the south.

2. Never write about comets.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Renortrat.

4. Pray towards the west.

5. Never play with disobedient children.