Dogyatbep is a god.

It takes the form of a small, blissful gnu.

Dogyatbep created time and space two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dogyatbep, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Dogyatbep, it will be very unhappy.

Dogyatbep's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Dogyatbep's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate mice.

3. You must love Dogyatbep.

4. Always look after injured dogs.

5. Do not dye your hair brown.